Fuck you too pal. So I m driving a minivan and it makes me feel just as horrible as you might imagin

I m in a Midway rental car . You see Friday night the doors on my car locked and stayed that way. Seriously, we had to get out of the car a la The Dukes of Hazzard . I decided that it wasn t safe and that I d bring my car into the shop Saturday morning.
The dealership was not delighted to see me and asked me to make an appointment. I explained to them that we had 6 figures of cars from them and that with 15,000 miles on it, I was entitled demand safety. They finally agreed and when they wouldn t couldn t locate a loaner rental car prices in florida car for me, they called Midway rental car prices in florida and arranged for a rental.
Fuck you too pal. So I m driving a minivan and it makes me feel just as horrible as you might imagine any minivan would. I m not pissed at Midway for upgrading me, I m just generally pissed that anyone thinks I belong in a minivan. (FYI the kids love it and they have been summarily grounded . forever)
There are two problems with the minivan. The rear hatch falls down on you. It s bad but avoidable, I d planned on mentioning it to them when I dropped the car off, but this phone call changed my mind: