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As the singer of The Whiskey Daredevils, a group of barely talented dead beat no frills rockers, I travel a great many hours in a van. In this van, many opinions are formed that need to be shared in this space. discount auto and hotel rentals There are many things that make sense in the van that don't make nearly as much sense in the cold harsh light of daylight. This is not my concern.